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Username: Daned Site MVP  
Character: Daned (A)
Realm & Rank: Feathermoon-US (#7)
Connected Rank: Feathermoon-US (#12)
Pets Collected: 975/1074
Pets Rated: 0/1084 — Appearance
0/1064 — Battle
Joined: July 28, 2008
Last Online: September 05, 2018
Community: Comments (15)
Forum Posts (6)
Messaging: Enabled Contact Daned

Daned Says: 

"With 932 unique pets my Garrison is getting pretty full.  The air is littered with adorable dragonlings, who, with no flight path planning, crash into each other, the birds, the flying insects, and some of the taller hirelings.  My treant Birchus is painted like a patchwork quilt with the dungs of the hundreds that occasionally alight in his branches.  The squirrels have started a holy war against the toads.  They have leaf-tabards and everything.  Is this how the Naaru feel when they look at us?"

Posted Jul 12, 2018 at 11:00am

Daned's Collection:  View Daned's Pets

Pet ScoreWhat is pet score?
5805
975
Unique Pets
940
Pets at Max Level*
13
Duplicates
24.8
Average Pet Level*
3
PoorPoor  0.3%
3
CommonCommon  0.3%
4
UncommonUncommon  0.4%
965
RareRare  99.0%
0
EpicEpic  0.0%
0
LegendaryLegendary  0.0%
Realm & Rank
#1140
Site Rank
*Duplicates do not count toward stats

About Daned:

"Hello!  I see you may have noticed my prized Rocket Chicken!  It is no mere feathered fowl, but a mighty beast of war, forged in endless battle and clad in the mightiest of chickeny armors!  Gaze down upon its tiny might and wonder.

 

Many do not realize the power of the chicken.  They are said to be related to the dinosaurs and if one visits Un'Goro one can see the true terror of those great lizards.  Chickens are the true inheritor of their might and wrath.  Did you know that a flock of chickens can skeletonize a cow in under a minute?  They simply choose not to, out of decorum.

 

Many a great hero has been laid low by a chicken.  I heard a tale of a brave warrior who entered a town and saved it from a dragon, but in his task he was uncautious and struck down a sacred chicken!  So enraged were the townsfolk with this miscreant that they rampaged forward, guards and all, to attack him for his sin!

 

Another story tells of a hero who would mercilessly inflict cruelty on damsel hens. Woe be unto him for upon hearing her cries of despair he himself was disapatched by an outraged horde of feathery judgement!

 

My greatest steed is also a mighty magical rooster.  Let me tell you that having such a beast between my legs has brought gasps forth from more than one on-looker.  I have also attempted to ride smaller chickens but they tend to flatten. Perhaps with two tied to each foot?  Hmm...  But I digress.

 

To quote a great hero 'at least I have chicken.'  Yes, brave Leroy, at least you have chicken.  At least we all have chicken."

 

 - Daned the Insane


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