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Post by Nomadking » April 7th, 2016, 2:40 am

Why do Warriors never get their weapons enchanted with Intellect?




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Because they don't want weapons to be smarter than they are! ;)

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Post by Deklavar » April 7th, 2016, 3:14 pm

What do you call a worgen mage?

A labcracadabrador.

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Post by Pob » April 8th, 2016, 9:47 am

Not mine, shamelessly stolen:

What's a rogue's favourite drink?



Subtle tea

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Post by Ama » April 12th, 2016, 1:44 am

Why didn't the Forsaken cross the road?

He didn't have the guts. ;)

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Post by N0083rp00f » April 13th, 2016, 6:57 pm

A series of generic Forsaken jokes for your enjoyment.

Q: Why did the Forsaken comedian get booed off stage?
A: Because the jokes he told where rotten.

Q: What does it take to become a Forsaken ?
A: DEADication!

Q: Do Forsaken eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately…

Q: Why did the Forsaken ignore all his new Facebook friends?
A: He was still Digesting all his old Facebook friends!

Q: Why didn’t the Forsaken get the job?
A: They wanted someone more lively!

Q: How do you know a Forsaken is tired?
A: He’s dead on his feet.

Q: What is a Forsaken ’s favorite shampoo and snack called?
A: Head and shoulders!

Q: What did the Forsaken ’s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
A: Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

Q: What does a Forsaken get when he comes home late for dinner?
A: The cold SHOULDER!

Q: What did the Forsaken say to the kid?
A: Stop hitting me in the head!

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Post by Lunarific » April 13th, 2016, 7:17 pm

Not entering, posting just for fun :D

Q. What do you do when you run out of chocolate in DS?
A. You look for Morchok.

Q. What do holy pallies eat for breakfast?
A. Bacon of light

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Post by Sikoya » April 19th, 2016, 4:01 pm

This entry's just for fun:)



How can you tell you're playing too much WoW?

You're having a nasty argument with your better half, he drives away exasperated and you shout that he can't just mount up like that in fight!

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Post by Waflob » April 20th, 2016, 12:12 am

Sikoya wrote: How can you tell you're playing too much WoW?

You're having a nasty argument with your better half, he drives away exasperated and you shout that he can't just mount up like that in fight!
If you have a better half, you're not playing too much WoW ;-)

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Post by Sikoya » April 20th, 2016, 4:21 pm

Does Siri count too?

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Post by Fanaticdreamer » April 24th, 2016, 12:04 am

Hmm.

What do you call a Tauren laying on the floor? Ground beef.

What's a Tauren's favorite place to go when they're bored? The Moovies.

What's a Tauren's favorite trading card game? Moo-gi-oh.


What's a Gnome's favorite movie? Gnome Alone.

What's a Gnome's favorite love story? Gnomeo and Juliet.


Okay, I'll stop.

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Post by Nelaphim » April 24th, 2016, 2:39 am

Why is Thunderbluff so noisy?

The Taurens all have horns!

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Post by Sarajiel » April 25th, 2016, 6:23 am

A Dwarf priest is wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the ocean, he sees a gnome splashing and apparently almost drowning. He starts to rush out to help, but then notices two human rogues on the beach have already gotten a rope out to the gnome and are pulling him in.

"I'd just like to commend you two" the priest says. "It's all to rare these days to see people helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the both of you!"

As the priest is walking away, one of the rogues turns to the other. "Guess he's never been shark fishing."
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Post by Infernis » April 26th, 2016, 12:11 pm

Old and not as relevant anymore but gold:


What do you call 12 paladins in a hot tub?
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A bubble bath.
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Post by Paladance » April 26th, 2016, 1:25 pm

Infernis wrote:Old and not as relevant anymore but gold:


What do you call 12 paladins in a hot tub?
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A bubble bath.
You forgot about a druid mantaining the tub in the proper condition ;p
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Post by Madja » April 28th, 2016, 4:39 am

So many great jokes! :D

Just an update:

I won't be home this weekend, so the draw won't take place until Sunday evening or maybe Monday.
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Post by Morazor » April 28th, 2016, 5:19 am

Taking some inspiration from a great italian singer, super polite version:

Dwarves can't be good persons because their heart is too near to their bottom :geek:

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Post by Jaheesh » April 28th, 2016, 10:57 pm

Q: What do you call a great big angry tauren bursting through the earth's crust to take revenge on the world?




A: Cattleclysm!!

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Post by Paladance » April 29th, 2016, 1:55 am

Madja wrote:Just an update:

I won't be home this weekend, so the draw won't take place until Sunday evening or maybe Monday.
I hope this isn't because of a Beltane party! ;) JK, happy weekend to you.

Why Thrall was kicked out of the raid? Because of too much Aggra. :V
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Post by Cubcho » May 1st, 2016, 2:34 am

How does a Tauren hide in a cherry bush? He paints his hooves red.

how did the gnome die? picking cherries

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Post by Madja » May 1st, 2016, 6:21 am

Alright. I'm back home and I've performed the roll :)

I decided to allow Cubcho to enter as well, as I wasn't going to do the roll until today anyways.

So... The winner this time was: Hushpad!

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(I know there are only 40 entries, but silly me had listed Paladance as #40, even though he already had an entry - it didn't have any effect on the roll, though, so it would be unfair to Hushpad to re-roll).

Congratulations! I'll send you your code right away :)


I'll be starting my next raffle either today or tomorrow. Look out for it! It was thought up by Paladance! :)
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