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The new Weighted Companion Cube has many of us in the pet collecting community excited. But how does one get this pet? The FAQ below explains it all.
Q: Why isn't this pet listed in the WarcraftPets bestiary?
A: Because it possesses "secret stealth mode".
Q: What is "secret stealth mode"?
A: It's a secret.
Q: But what does "secret stealth mode" do?
A: It prevents the Weighted Companion Cube from appearing in the WarcraftPets bestiary. Duh.
Q: I'm not able to rate this pet. Why?
A: Because this pet is so cool that it gets an automatic 5-star rating.
Q: What if I want to give it less than 5 stars?
A: Then there's something wrong with you.
Q: I can't add it to my collection either. Why not?
A: You can only add it once you've collected it... and you'll never collect it.
Q: Why can't I collect it?
A: Because you'll need the [Promised Cake] in order to summon the pet and, well, the cake is a lie.
Q: Huh? Seriously, I want to get this pet. How do I get it?
A: Seriously, the cake is a lie—this pet is impossible to obtain.
Q: Impossible? Why?
A: We've been through this... cake... lie... remember?
Q: I don't get it. Seriously, why can't I collect it?
A: Look at your calendar.
Q: It's April 1, 2009. So what? Why can't I get this pet?
A: Because you fail to see the obvious.
Q: Really, just tell me how to get this pet.
A: No.
Q: Come on...
A: No...
Q: I bet Breanni sells this thing, right?
A: Breanni sells lots of things.
Q: But does she sell the Weighted Companion Cube?
A: Not unless Blizzard is in on the joke too.
Q: So this pet DOES exist?!
A: If it does, it's news to us.
Q: Seriously, how do I get it?
A: You don't. This is an April Fools' Day joke.
Q: You don't understand... I love Portal... I HAVE to have this pet! Can't you just tell me how to get it?
A: What part of "this is an April Fools' Day joke" did you not get?
Q: You're not supposed to ask me questions. I'm the questioner here.
A: And a fine questioner, you are.
Q: Ok, be that way. I'll go to another site to get the info.
A: Sure thing—we recommend this site. Good luck!
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