The Angry Shopper Pet
Frazzled, short fused and completely lacking in christmas spirit... unkempt hair from waiting 48 hours in line for the door buster specials, well worn sneakers from walking store to store to find the absolute best price on the season's latest craze. Completely ruthless in their desire to save a buck, will leap little old ladies in a single bound to get to the last KitchenAid mixer on the shelf, but hey, anything to save $10!
Coupon flurry: Angry Shopper uses one per purchase coupon per transaction on ten different items, giving all opponent's pets "impatience" which decreases accuracy 90% but increases damage 300%.
Stampede: Angry Shopper sees a discounted item on the other side of the opponent pet, and plows blindly forward, stomping out any obstacle in the way leaving a trail of destruction behind him/her.
Parking Spot Paralysis: Angry Shopper takes his/her time to load up the car, knowing that the opponent's pet is sitting and waiting somewhat patiently for the parking spot to become available. Angry Shopper knows this, and acquires "bitterness", which causes them to also gain "armchair mechanic" buff, whereupon they decide to check every fluid level in the car, all tire pressure, lock/unlock/lock all door, adjust all mirrors, readjust all cargo a few times before deciding to make a move. This has a 75% chance of giving the opponent pet the "Oh F^&*% it!" debuff which causes them to forfeit the match, and wait til all the Angry Shoppers are done for the season