Thank you to whoever posted a while back about using Leoric with his rez ability to grind through Heroes of the Storm without actually having to 100% engage in actually playing that crap. Oh how i hate that game...using Leoric with an XP boost, it still took me between 20-25 hours to get to level 20. HOTS is the lamest, worst, most boooooring game i have ever played. And I've played a lot of games. I have 2 gaming PCs, Xbox One, Wii, WiiU, Dreamcast, Genesis, Saturn, Playstation...you get the idea. HOTS is so bad, that even though i got Graves today, i have to write this from the insane asylum because i still went nuts after playing it for so long...lol
This is how the day went:
1) Started HOTS at level 18 this morning. After another grueling 5 hours i finally hit level 20. Woot
2) Immediately switch to Warcraft to verify i have Graves.
3) Back to gaming PC #1 - delete Heroes of the Storm
4) Back to gaming PC #2 - delete Heroes of the Storm
5) Men in white suits kick my door down, straight jacket me and deliver me to my new "home"
Anyway, here's the condensed recipe for getting Graves:
Step #1: download the horror that is Heroes of the Storm
Step #2: Use one of the free heroes and start a game
Step #3: Go into battle, hit a couple buttons, die immediately with the thought of "what the hell just happened?"
Step #4: Repeat step 3 until the battle ends and you are left wondering "when the hell does the fun start in this dumb game?"
Step #5: Repeat steps 2-4 until you go slightly mad
Step #6: Tell yourself "I've had enough of this @#$%! and buy Leoric for $10 plus a $4.00 stimpack for extra XP
Step #7: Park Leoric at the very base of the enemy and have him auto attack the structures around him. What's that you say? You can't get through the barriers? Not so...once he dies, his "ghost" can go thru the enemies gates. So just get him behind their main gates and have him do his thing. Just make sure he stays on the attack because like a ****wit, sometimes once he destroys something, he just stands there until the game auto kicks you.
Step #8: Keep using Leoric and repeat steps 2-4 until the cows come home. Next month.
Step #9: Hit level 20, quadruple check that you have Graves in WoW, then delete this smoldering bucket of puss from your computer before it rots it from the inside out!
Step #10: Try not to go insane like I did and end up in the Looney Bin!
Thanks Blizz! Could you have made it any more excruciating to get a battle pet? I mean 20-25 hours of total lameness, and $10 for Leoric, plus another $8 for 2 stimpacks! Hell, I would rather of just paid them $50! On the bright side though, Graves is pretty freaking sweet