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[ENDED] Madja's 11th Raffle - April Fool's Edition

Postby Madja » April 1st, 2016, 5:51 am

Don't worry this raffle isn't an April Fools!

But seeing how today is the day of jokes and laughs I thought we'd have a raffle focused on just that!

I want you to post your funniest Warcraft themed joke. It doesn't matter whether you come up with it yourself or find one on google, just post it here and you're in! :)

Some of the more well-known ones would be the "GM jokes" that Gamemasters will tell you if you ask nicely - feel free to use those!

The prize this time will be a code for Wind Rider Cub


How to enter:

Reply to this thread with a funny Warcraft themed joke.
- It must be unique to this thread, but does not have to be made by you.

(Feel free to share your best joke even if you don't want to be entered!)

Rules:

Upon submission you will be awarded a number. A /roll will be performed in-game between 1 and the number of entries. The winner is the one with the number rolled.

Only one entry per person.

All entries must be submitted by Saturday, 30th of April, at 9 PM CET (GMT +2)
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Postby Madja » April 1st, 2016, 5:52 am

List of entries:

#1 Evilpat
#2 Shirel
#3 Seaka
#4 Gráinne
#5 Kionine
#6 Peterc
#7 Jamesmrdutt
#8 Melanis
#9 Maylea
#10 Krevlyn
#11 Ranok
#12 Darkmaster
#13 Milotha
#14 Paladance
#15 Sikoya
#16 Faolin
#17 Deviantelf
#18 Shingetsu
#19 Vakeetah
#20 Ken68m
#21 Waflob
#22 Manofmoo
#23 Hushpad
#24 Shlemm
#25 Darolyn
#26 Africanleopard
#27 Etta
#28 Tlachtga
#29 Nomadking
#30 Deklavar
#31 Butchml
#32 Ama
#33 N0083rp00f
#34 Fanaticdreamer
#35 Nelaphim
#36 Sarajiel
#37 Infernis
#38 Morazor
#39 Jaheesh
#40 Cubcho
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Postby Evilpat » April 1st, 2016, 9:30 am

Which race is best for Affliction warlocks? Worgen, because they have the most ticks.

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Postby Shirel » April 1st, 2016, 10:24 am

What do you call a group of Paladins in a pool?

A bubble bath!

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Postby Petzy » April 1st, 2016, 10:27 am

Good thing I have that pet! lol Because I am terrible at jokes :cry: but I am really looking forward to seeing these entries! :lol:

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Postby Seaka » April 1st, 2016, 10:41 am

"How do you know when you're playing WoW too much?"

"How?"

"When the micorwave goes "Ding!" and you reply with "Grats!"
:lol:

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Postby Madja » April 1st, 2016, 10:42 am

Petzy wrote:Good thing I have that pet! lol Because I am terrible at jokes :cry: but I am really looking forward to seeing these entries! :lol:


Hehe, don't worry! Just google "GM jokes" and pick one that you like ;D
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Postby Gráinne » April 1st, 2016, 11:20 am

I just, coincidentally, saw one that is seriously bad. I mean really bad. Bad like a ten-year-old would be giggling for a week bad.

Jaina and Malfurion are waiting for a train in a remote area of the Storm Peaks, during a snowstorm.

When the train arrives, the conductor looks regretful, and a bit scared, as he tells these two great powers that he only has room for one of them.

What does Jaina say?


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"Let the Stormrage on; the cold never bothered me anyway."

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Postby Madja » April 1st, 2016, 11:36 am

Gráinne wrote:I just, coincidentally, saw one that is seriously bad. I mean really bad. Bad like a ten-year-old would be giggling for a week bad.


Damn... I guess I must be a ten-year-old then, because that was hilarious! :lol:
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Postby Kionine » April 1st, 2016, 1:01 pm

What do you call 5 Resto Druids in a tub of water?

a HoT tub! ;)

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Postby Peterc » April 1st, 2016, 1:04 pm

How do you know someone’s been playing since Vanilla?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

and just in case that is just a statement rather than a joke ............

Why didn’t the Warrior cross the road?

No path available

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Postby Jamesmrdutt » April 1st, 2016, 1:14 pm

"Why did the Gnome get kicked out of the nudist colony?"

"Because he was always sticking his nose in everyone's business"

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Postby Quintessence » April 1st, 2016, 1:20 pm

Gráinne wrote:Jaina and Malfurion are waiting for a train in a remote area of the Storm Peaks, during a snowstorm.

When the train arrives, the conductor looks regretful, and a bit scared, as he tells these two great powers that he only has room for one of them.

What does Jaina say?


This joke made my day! :lol:
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Postby Azaelia » April 1st, 2016, 2:19 pm

Gráinne wrote:I just, coincidentally, saw one that is seriously bad. I mean really bad. Bad like a ten-year-old would be giggling for a week bad.

Jaina and Malfurion are waiting for a train in a remote area of the Storm Peaks, during a snowstorm.

When the train arrives, the conductor looks regretful, and a bit scared, as he tells these two great powers that he only has room for one of them.

What does Jaina say?


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"Let the Stormrage on; the cold never bothered me anyway."



Hahahaha that was hilarious never heard it...though my boyfriend just looked at me like 'why, why would you do that to me' when I told him xD
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Postby Melanis » April 1st, 2016, 3:39 pm

This one is pretty tongue in cheek:

How does Naxxramas fly?


With its four wings!

I feel shame for knowing this one.....

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Postby Maylea » April 1st, 2016, 3:53 pm

How many vanilla players does it take to change a light bulb ?

None they all just stand around and talk about how gold the old one was! :lol:

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Postby Krevlyn » April 1st, 2016, 8:26 pm

Which musician constantly plays in Icecrown Citadel?
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The Arthas formally known as Prince!

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Postby Ranok » April 1st, 2016, 8:50 pm

HOW TO TELL YOU"RE PLAYING TOO MUCH WoW

When a driver cuts you off in traffic, you roll down window and scream “YOU NOOB”

You remember to put on your left sock 2 hours and 18 minutes after putting on the right sock

You’re irritated because your local Target has to special order leather undies, and doesn’t even carry mail or plate

Your boss calls to ask why you’re not at work and you tell him “/IGNORE”

There’s a 2-gallon bucket under your desk and you won’t tell your spouse why

You refuse an invitation from a very attractive co-worker for “drinks at my place” because you’re only a bar and a half from leveling

You went to a medical supply store for an anti-bedsore cushion for your chair

Yesterday you challenged your postman to a duel

It’s 3 in the morning, quiet and peaceful now that wife and kids have left you, you’re sitting at the desk in your underwear with Dorito crumbs chafing your crotch, Mountain Dew spills have glued together the stack of unpaid bills next to keyboard, and you’ve just complained that someone in the Raid is “wasting my time”

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Postby Darkmaster » April 2nd, 2016, 3:03 am

What do you call a band consisting of orcs only?

AN ORCHESTRA.

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Postby Milotha » April 2nd, 2016, 7:09 am

Why did Ragnaros buy an alarm clock?

Because Executus kept getting him up "TOO SOON!!!"
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