St Patrick's Day and limrics go hand in hand. Here are a few for your consideration:
We all know Doobjanka has pets.
They come in pairs, groups, and sets.
If they make one that's new,
he wants that one too.
You can be sure its the next one he gets!
There once was a fishy in a cup.
You looked down, and he looked up.
He said in a rush,
"Oh no, don't flush.
It means my time here is up!"
There once was a cat and a mouse,
who lived in the very same house.
Said the mouse with a squeek,
"Go have a peek.
I'm sure I saw a bird or a grouse"!
I love my pet Crawling Claw.
It has only one minor flaw.
Just wait and see,
you can only have three.
Blizzard says that is the law!
So you want to pet battle tonight.
Put up one heck of a fight.
Sometimes you win
or get done in.
As long as its fun, you're doing it right!
There's lions and tigers and bears.
Common, uncommon, and rares.
Some that are caught
some that are not,
and some from the Darkmoon Faires!
So i gave a biscuit to a pig,
and he soon got really big.
In town they all stare
at my enormous hare,
and tell me, "That's a pet that can dig"!