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Caela
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Limericks!

Postby Caela » January 18th, 2014, 12:19 am

:geek:

St Patrick's Day and limrics go hand in hand. Here are a few for your consideration:

We all know Doobjanka has pets.
They come in pairs, groups, and sets.
If they make one that's new,
he wants that one too.
You can be sure its the next one he gets!

There once was a fishy in a cup.
You looked down, and he looked up.
He said in a rush,
"Oh no, don't flush.
It means my time here is up!"

There once was a cat and a mouse,
who lived in the very same house.
Said the mouse with a squeek,
"Go have a peek.
I'm sure I saw a bird or a grouse"!

I love my pet Crawling Claw.
It has only one minor flaw.
Just wait and see,
you can only have three.
Blizzard says that is the law!

So you want to pet battle tonight.
Put up one heck of a fight.
Sometimes you win
or get done in.
As long as its fun, you're doing it right!

There's lions and tigers and bears.
Common, uncommon, and rares.
Some that are caught
some that are not,
and some from the Darkmoon Faires!

So i gave a biscuit to a pig,
and he soon got really big.
In town they all stare
at my enormous hare,
and tell me, "That's a pet that can dig"!

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Doobjanka
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Doobjanka » January 18th, 2014, 8:08 am

Caela wrote:
We all know Doobjanka has pets.
They come in pairs, groups, and sets.
If they make one that's new,
he wants that one too.
You can be sure its the next one he gets!


I approve this message!
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Brandmooin
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Brandmooin » January 18th, 2014, 10:49 pm

ROFL

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Moofenrir
 
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Moofenrir » January 24th, 2014, 4:50 am

Not my best effort but I will try to do better!

I was killed by a team of acquatics
There was crying and silly dramatics
So I switched to my crows
And was keen to dispose
But I ended up fighting mechanics

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Griggy
 
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Griggy » February 25th, 2014, 3:57 pm

A pet-battling death knight named Oleblueyez
Whose collection grew quickly in size
Realized none-to-soon
That he must change his tune
Even a squirrel beats an Alliance Balloon


Now, Grigg loved his Azure Crane Chick
But his head was incredibly thick
He kept lining her up
Against a rare Core Hound Pup
Who made her crispy and dead pretty quick

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Malkil
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Malkil » February 26th, 2014, 5:47 am

Limericks are nice, but I prefer haiku.

Ivory plummage
Crimson aura radiant
Chi-Chi, timeless hope

Wise is the serpent
Wise is also her daughter
Yu'la, of the jade

Xu-Fu, you are strong
Yet you are still but a cub
Return twice as cute

Fortitude within
Zao, so mighty in spirit
More patient than stone

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Nephelle
 
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Nephelle » February 26th, 2014, 12:02 pm

Hello everybody, Nephelle is my name
And like most of you here, I really like this game.
When I was just a little lock, I’ve found my first pet
Then I start wondering, how many more there are to get?

Many years later, I’ve spend a long time traveling
That is not fair! There are a lot of people camping!
Searching all the places for that rare kind of pet
How soon I’m going to get it? Not soon is what I bet!

Breanni’s warcraft pets are always there to search
I’m reading all with reverence, it’s like going to a church!
Can find pets by family, or wild pets by zone
Oh no, I got a common one, where is my flawless stone?

I know that drop rates hate me, and the rng is bad
Can’t find that certain raid pet, I’m feeling really sad.
But I will keep on trying, and you should do as well
And if you have some battle hints, come post and please do tell!

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Tesselleta
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Tesselleta » February 26th, 2014, 1:03 pm

I didn't know there are so many poets here! :o

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Badpathing
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Badpathing » February 26th, 2014, 5:27 pm

Since Beta through night and day,
I found it in me to play,
but there is one pet,
I just did not get,
The Onyxian Whelp oy vay.
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Discodoggy
 
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Discodoggy » February 27th, 2014, 1:27 am

Countering the meta is vital,
There's Val'kyrs, Death Adders and Idols
But my troll voodoo mask
Is so up to the task
That for me Blizz will make a new title

First post here :D

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Quintessence
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Quintessence » February 27th, 2014, 2:12 am

Love all of these creative limericks/poems! Had a good chuckle while reading them :)
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Kalishnu
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Kalishnu » March 1st, 2014, 11:47 am

The arduous task of acquiring
a stable of pets can be tiring
though conditions be harsh
as you fight in the marsh
the ultimate goal is inspiring

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Kalishnu
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Kalishnu » March 1st, 2014, 11:54 am

'Tis humid and scary and smelly
when you're angling in Underbelly
but to catch a fine rat
makes it worth all of that
and it beats staying home watching telly

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Malkil
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Re: Limericks!

Postby Malkil » March 2nd, 2014, 11:40 pm

Behold, this wondrous new toy
A must-have for each girl and boy
Some springs and some sprockets
A chicken, two rockets
Its flight you're sure to enjoy


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