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If I have one archenemy in this game, it is Jeremy Feasel. I have fought him 5-7 times a month ever since he first showed up, and he still has yet to give me the Darkmoon Eye. I have tried threats, bribes, blackmail, and intimidated. I have rained hellfire upon him, threatened to cut his throat, and healped many a curse upon him. Day after day, the cry rings out, "DAMN YOU, FEASEL!" as he refuses to gives me what I want. Day after day, I win my fights, and am rewarded with pet snacks, Darkmoon tickets, and junk... but no Darkmoon Eye.
I fear our dance of death will carry on into the next expansion, and I find that intolerable. He is a jerk. And I will destroy him.
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